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2005

Our Mary's fairy tale
March, 2005
Once upon a time, not so long ago (just humour me here), a girl was born on a warm day in February 1972 ... more
  On my high-heeled horse
April, 2005
Princess Mary is brilliant at it; after all did she not just spend two weeks here showing us how it's done ... more
     
He's just not that into me
May, 2005
What single Babe doesn't have a copy of the book "he's just not that into you"? Oprah herself commanded ... more
  When breast isn't always best
June, 2005
In a woman's life there are a few word couplings guaranteed to strike fear into her heart and mind ... more
     
Are we having fun yet?
July, 2005
Why do women wear so much black clothing? For its orthodox heritage? It makes us look thinner? Or maybe ... more
  More than a wee matter
August, 2005
It started after lunch one day at work. A bit of a tight feeling in my tummy. A bit of pressure. A modicum of ... more
     
The cruelest cut
September, 2005
I've done some pretty silly things in my life. Not silly in terms of life threatening. I mean, I never felt inclined ... more
  Gym jams
October, 2005
I should know better. It happens at this time every year. I should be prepared, ready, on target. You would think ... more
     
Bron's blog
November, 2005
6.00am - Wake up in time to catch beginning of Sunrise and see fabulous David Koch smiling at me. The thinking woman's ... more
  Toxic shock syndrome
December, 2005
You can usually spot her from 20 Manolo Blahnik paces. She'll amble up to a group at a party and the group is ... more
     

2006

Let him be
February, 2006
The first time I noticed it, I mean really noticed it, was when I was shopping with a fellow Babe for the ultimate party ... more
  Cents and sensibility
March, 2006
It sits in the mail box until your husband, flatmate, neighbour or daughter innocently brings it in. Then it sits ... more
     
Up up and away Babe
April, 2006
The trouble started the minute I was checking my bag through for a phenomenal international join the dots style ... more
  Getting to a Roman holiday
May, 2006
From the comfort, security, familiarity and opulence of my laptop computer, firmly ensconced on my kitchen table ... more
     
Mining for my affection
June, 2006
Brown is the new black, Asian-fusion food is the new Chinese and miners are now the new firemen ... more
  Anti-waist matter
July, 2006
Sometimes, when I'm watching re-runs of Kath & Kim, I get a bit nervous. Not because I'll start referring to my lounge ... more
     
With or without you
August, 2006
To partner or not to partner. That is the question. It seems that we always want what we haven't got. More money ... more
  Pop psychology
September, 2006
Anyone who reckons that kids say the darndest things hasn't had a conversation with my father ... more
     
RSVPeed off
October, 2006
Unheard of in the 80s, cloaked in shame in the 90s, de rigueur in the noughties. If you're not doing it, you're either ... more
  Natural childbirth - the ultimate oxymoron?
November, 2006
Down the road from me lives this gorgeous young mum. She's late 20s, ... more
     
Wax on, wax off
December, 2006
It's like any form of female body hair is reviled these days. Viewed with immense disdain. A slight screwing ... more
   
     

2007

Doing it for the kids
March, 2007
Nothing in this world prepares you for the fact that your children grow up. The reality of this statement ... more
  I'll drink to that
April, 2007
Really and truly - I mean "really" and "truly"- there's nothing much that can beat a drink at the end ... more
     
Bron's art of fabulousness
May, 2007
I married young. Teenage young. Which, if you want to put a positive spin on it, means that I also divorced young ... more
  The mother of all laws
June, 2007
What do you do if you miss your mother-in-law? Reload, and take better aim ... more
     
The week I decided to diet
July, 2007
Monday: The gig is up. Today is the day. I have beaten the hideous smoking beast into a suppurating mess. Now it is time ... more
  Faking it
August, 2007
This one time I was in New York, standing on the corner of Broadway and Fabulous ... more
     
The reality of fairy tales
September, 2007
Perhaps Cinderella had it right all along. To secure your handsome prince, you need - in this order - one mean step mother ... more
  My teeny problem
October, 2007
The phone call came about 10.45pm on Friday night. My girlfriend and I were slothing it on the lounge ... more
     
Who's the boss?
November, 2007
In a few weeks we're off for a spot of poll-dancing. Right after we've watched our pollies doing a dance as well ... more
  Sydney Side Story
December, 2007
The intelligent part of my brain told me it would be a bad idea. Right from the start it set up roadblocks ... more
     

2008

Waist not
February, 2008
God I'm fat. Seriously. As fat as a pig. Remember in the 80s when we were all watching A Country Practice? ... more
  A woman's work etc
March, 2008
I think Jesus was a woman. He had to feed a crowd of people at a moment's notice. He was always trying to get ... more
     
Just kidding
April, 2008
You can fool some of the people some of the time. What amateurs. I can fool all of myself all of the time ... more
  The pained veil
May, 2008
Last week, it was technically my 22nd wedding anniversary. I say technically because I am no longer married ... more
     
Maintenance payments
June, 2008
Once I spent a whole week wearing closed in shoes. Stilettos naturally, but still closed in. It had nothing to do ... more
  X and Y
July, 2008
This one time, Lover Bloke was getting ready play touch. He hadn't played touch in goodness knows how many months ... more
     
I'm a bloody idiot
August, 2008
Let me tell you about my new pashmina. It's pure wool, pale pink, big enough to wrap all around me ... more
  Mamma Mia
September, 2008
Motherhood. The second oldest profession in the world. Lousy pay, long hours, demanding boss, no career path ... more
     
Secret single behaviour
October, 2008
I've lived alone for far too long. Even Helen Keller could see that. My adult daughter opted to spend a year ... more
  Black and White House
November, 2008
I think it's fantastic that there's a good looking man back in the White House. Have you seen his arse? ... more
     
I'm losing my mind
December, 2008
The first time I noticed it was the other Saturday morning ... when I woke up, I stripped the bed in readiness ... more
   
     

2009

Silence is not golden
March/April, 2009
Is it the old fight or flight chestnut? Is it the old be quiet so you don't say something you'll regret chestnut? ... more
   
     

 

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